Remain Calm Adopt a Dog
Today’s Joke:
A woman
brought a very limp duck into a veterinarian’s office. As she laid her pet
on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the
bird's chest. After a moment or two, the vet shook his head sadly
and said; "I'm sorry, mam, your duck is dead."
The
distressed woman wailed; "Are you sure?" "Yes,
I am sure. The duck is dead." replied the vet. "How can
you be so sure?" she protested. "I mean you haven't done any
testing on him or anything. He might just be in a coma or
something." The vet rolled his eyes, turned around, and left
the room.
He returned a
few minutes later with a black Labrador retriever. As the duck's owner
looked on in amazement, the dog stood on his hind legs, put his
front paws on the examination table, and sniffed the duck from top
to bottom. He then looked up at the vet with sad eyes and shook
his head. The vet patted the dog on the head and took it out of the
room.
A few minutes
later he returned with a cat. The cat jumped on the table and
also delicately sniffed the bird from head to foot. The cat sat back on its
haunches, shook its head, meowed softly, and strolled out of the
room. The vet looked at the woman and said; "I'm sorry, but as
I said, this is most definitely, 100% certifiably, a dead duck."
The vet
turned to his computer terminal, hit a few keys and produced a bill, which
he handed to the woman. The duck's owner, still in shock, took
the bill. "$150!" she cried; "$150 just to tell
me my duck is dead!?" The vet shrugged; "I'm sorry.
If you had just taken my word for it, the bill would have been $20,
but.....with the Lab Report and the Cat Scan, it's now $150.
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Great series of photos of dogs riding in cars....
Dogs in Cars Photos (Click to open)
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Another one of my favorite photos funnies from Pinterest and ApplesInMyBra on Flickr
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