Friday, December 19, 2014

Bar Cat and Chinese Restaurant Joke | Chef Chien | Freshpet Holiday Video


Today’s Jokes:

There are many businesses that are home to resident cats. One particular bar in our neighborhood has a very well-groomed resident cat who is quite friendly. In fact, the owner has a rule that no customer may order a drink without having the kitty sit in his lap and groom herself for a while. He wants to be sure that all his customers can hold their licker.

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Luke and Obi-Wan are in a Chinese restaurant having a meal. Skillfully using his chopsticks, Obi-Wan deftly dishes himself a large portion of noodles into his bowl, then tops it off with some chicken and cashew nuts. All this is done with consummate ease you'd expect from a Jedi Master.
Poor old Luke is having a nightmare, using his chopsticks in both hands, dropping his food all over the table and eventually himself.
Obi-Wan looks at Luke disapprovingly and says, "Use the FORKS, Luke."

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Chef Chien by Rick Gardner

























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Here are some recent pictures of Kacy and Cali, our two rescue dogs. As my wife likes to say, this has been the year of the dog...Our addition of Cali and my drawing dogs and selling my dog artwork.  These pups have been inspirational.

Kacy and Cali





















Kacy
Cali sleeping

















Getting ready for the park




















Living the Golden Life by Rick Gardner







































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Holiday Pet Video from Freshpet


















Very cute and funny holiday pet video from Freshpet! Thirteen dogs and one cat eating with human hands.

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Merry Christmas!Happy Holidays! Remain Calm Adopt a Dog.

Rick

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