Remain Calm Adopt a Dog
Congratulations to both Ohio State and Michigan for a great football game this past weekend. It's sad when one team has to lose at the end of a historic game like Saturday. I'm glad Ohio State won the game but disappointed there were three players (2 from OSU, 1 from UM) that got ejected for unsportsmanlike conduct.
Anyways, here is today's joke:
A
brunette, a blond, and a red head are vacationing in Mexico when they are arrested and
charged with a crime they didn’t commit.
They all three were sentenced to death in the electric chair.
Before
the brunette was put to death, she was asked if she had any last words.
“Yes,
I believe Jesus Christ is my personal savior and his will be done.” The switch was thrown and nothing happened,
so she was set free.
The
red head was asked if she had anything to say before being put to death.
“I
believe in Social Justice and whatever happens, social justice will be served.”
The
switch was thrown and nothing happened, so she was set free.
Finally,
the blond was put in the chair and asked if she had any last words.
“Well,
I have a degree in Electrical Engineering from Michigan and I know if you don’t plug that
stupid cord in, nothing is going to happen.”
Remain Calm Adopt a Dog
Rick
apexgardner@gmail.com
@apexgardner
