Thursday, December 5, 2013

Wishing You Were Here

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Today I heard the song by Chicago called Wishing You Were Here... the words and the melody haunted me all day, in a good way. The other week when I was drawing polar bears I found myself drawing a bear all alone with a sign that said "Hi Mom!" like he was part of some news event that his mom might catch on TV. It reminded me that I miss my mom and wished she was here with me.


Today's Joke:



It was entertainment night at the senior center and the Amazing Claude was topping the bill. People came from miles around to see the famed hypnotist do his stuff.

As Claude went to the front of the meeting room, he announced, “Unlike most hypnotists who invite two or three people up here to be put into a trance, I intend to hypnotize each and every member of the audience."  The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful antique pocket watch from his coat.

"I want you each to keep your eye on this antique watch. It's a very special watch.  It's been in my family for six generations. He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly chanting, "Watch the watch, watch the watch, watch the watch."

The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth, light gleaming off  its polished surface.

Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed the swaying watch, until, suddenly,----- 
it slipped from the hypnotist's fingers and fell to the floor, breaking into a hundred pieces.

"Shit!" said the Hypnotist...

It took three weeks to clean up the senior center

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Rick

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