Elephant Joke Video | Corgi drawing | Trip to the Dog Park

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Today’s Joke:

Today’s joke is a video of myself and friend, Donald Antoncich telling the elephant joke. 

 

 

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Trip to the Dog Park

I find great joy and inspiration every time I go to the dog park.  Here's a few photos from recent trips:

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Smart Kid Joke | The Eyes Have it | Golden Retreiver in Car | White Lab with Purple Nose

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Today’s Joke:

A first-grade teacher, Ms Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, "Harry, what's your problem?" Harry answered, "I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd grade too!"

Ms. Brooks had enough. She took Harry to the principal's office.

While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms. Brooks he would give the boy a test. If he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the 1st grade and behave. She agreed.

Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.

Principal: "What is 3 x 3?" Harry: "9." 

Principal: "What is 6 x 6?" Harry: "36."

And so it went with every question the principal thought a 3rd grader should know.

The principal looks at Ms. Brooks and tells her, "I think Harry can go to the 3rdgrade."

Ms. Brooks says to the principal, "Let me ask him some questions."

The principal and Harry both agreed.

Ms. Brooks asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?"

Harry, after a moment: "Legs."

Ms Brooks: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"

The principal wondered why would she ask such a question!

Harry replied: "Pockets."

Ms. Brooks: "What does a dog do that a man steps into?"

Harry: "Pants." The principal sat forward with his mouth hanging open.

Ms. Brooks: "What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?"

The principal's eyes opened really wide and before he could stop the answer, Harry replied, "Bubble gum."

Ms. Brooks: "What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?"

Harry: "Shake hands." The principal was trembling.

Ms. Brooks: "What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot of heat and excitement?"

Harry: "Firetruck."

The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher, "Put Harry in the fifth-grade, I got the last six questions wrong...

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Coming home the other day I was spotted by a Golden Retriever while I was waiting at the stop light. I think he saw my Dog Freak magnet on my car. Reminded me of the blog I posted earlier of photos of dogs in cars.

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Young Man goes to buy Condoms | Dinner with a Friend Video | I'm Going Nuts

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Today’s Joke:

A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms. The pharmacist says the condoms come in packs of three, nine or 12, and asks which the young man wants. “Well,” he said, “I’ve been seeing this girl for a while and she’s really hot. I want the condoms because I think tonight’s ‘the night.’ We’re having dinner with her parents, and then we’re going out. And I’ve got a feeling I’m gonna get lucky after that. Once she’s had me, she’ll want me all the time, so you’d better give me the 12 pack.” The young man makes his purchase and leaves.

Later that evening, he sits down to dinner with his girlfriend and her parents. He asks if he might give the blessing, and they agree. He begins the prayer, but continues praying for several minutes. The girl leans over and says, “You never told me that you were such a religious person.”

He leans over to her and says, “You never told me that your father is a pharmacist.”

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Dinner with a Friend Video
My friend David sent me this humorous link from YouTube…Funny in any language!

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Teddy | Puppapalooza in Cary | Scooby Doo

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Today’s Joke:

Patient: “Doc, I can’t remember anything from one minute to the next, so I’m worried.”

Doctor: “Now, how long has this been going on?”

Patient: “How long has what been going on?”

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Teddy

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Just a little over a week ago, my daughter and I attended PUPPAPALOOZA. We were impressed by the number of dogs that attended as well as the inclusion of pet adoption agencies.

Here’s some of the pictures from the event

Memphis, a Bermise Mountain Dog gave little children rides around the parking lot

Waiting to go in the event

Waiting to go in the event

A dapple dachshund

Lab - Collie Mixed waiting to be adopted

 

Yorkshire Terrier

Max the Corgi

Many thanks to White Tiger  and Jackie's Basics and Beyond Dog Training  for hosting the event.

More information about the event can be found at PUPPAPALOOZA



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When I was a kid, my favorite show as Scooby Doo. So when I was at the NC Auto Expo last weekend, I had the opportunity to meet and have my picture taken with one of my favorite cartoon dogs, Scooby Doo! 

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