Today’s Jokes:
Melvin
realized he needed to purchase a hearing aid, but he felt unwilling to spend
much money.
"How
much do they cost?" he asked the salesperson.
"That
depends," he said. "They run from $2.00 to $2,000."
"Let's
see the $2.00 model," said Melvin the miser.
The
salesperson put the device around Melvin' neck. "You just stick this
button in your ear and run this little string down to your pocket," he instructed.
"How
does it work?" asked Melvin.
"For
$2.00 it doesn't work," the salesperson replied. "But when people see
it on you, they'll talk louder!"
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Did you know…
- When fish are in schools, they sometimes take debate.
- A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.
- When the smog lifts in Los Angeles U.C.L.A.
- The batteries were given out free of charge.
- A dentist and a manicurist married. They fought tooth and nail.
- A will is a dead giveaway.
- With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.
- A boiled egg is hard to beat.
- When you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall.
- Police were summoned to a daycare center where a three-year-old was
resisting a rest.
- Did you hear about the fellow whose entire left side was cut off? He's all
right now.
- A bicycle can't stand alone; it's just two tired.
- When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.
- The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine is now fully recovered.
- He had a photographic memory which was never developed.
- When she saw her first strands of grey hair she thought she'd dye.
- Acupuncture is a jab well done. That's the point of it.
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