Doctor Jokes | Beau | McGee | Art at Spotted Dog

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Today’s Jokes:

A guy walks into a dentist's office and flops down on the couch.
"Doc," he says, "the problem is I think I'm a moth."
"Well," says the doctor, "that certainly is a problem, but why did you come into a dentist's office?"
"The light was on."

McGee

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A man walks into a doctor’s office… “Doc, I think I’m a kleptomaniac!”
“Here, take a seat.” The doctor replied.

Beau

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Artwork on display at Spotted Dog in Carrboro

Five pieces by Mark Bell and I are now on display at the Spotted Dog Restaurant & Bar in Carrboro.  Be sure to stop by and check them out.

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The new shirts and stickers are in! Remain Calm Adopt a Dog with Golden on them.
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Puns of Punishment | Great Dane Drawings | Navajo Woman Story | Sam The Sailor Corgi | Raleigh Community Vet Hospital | Eat Out For A Cause

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Today’s Jokes:

• I thought I saw an eye-doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.
• She was only a whiskey-maker, but he loved her still.
• A rubber-band pistol was confiscated from an algebra class, because it was a weapon of math disruption.

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Sally was driving home from one of her business trips in northern Arizona when she saw an elderly Navajo woman walking on the side of the road. As the trip was a long and quiet one, she stopped the car and asked the Navajo woman if she would like a ride.

After a bit of small talk while resuming the journey, the Navajo woman noticed a brown bag on the seat next to Sally.

"What's in the bag?" asked the woman.

Sally looked down at the brown bag and said, "It's a bottle of wine. I got it for my husband."

The Navajo woman was silent for a moment then speaking with the quiet wisdom of an elder said, "Good trade."

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• No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.
• A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.
• A hole has been found in the nudist-camp wall. The police are looking into it.

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The new shirts and stickers are in! Remain Calm Adopt a Dog with Golden on them.



If you would like to order one, check out our Etsy page at:



https://www.etsy.com/shop/msbART

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Artwork Featured at Raleigh Community Veterinary Hospital



Artwork by Mark Bell and myself are now on display at the Raleigh Community Veterinary Hospital.



Here are some photos:

More information on Raleigh Community Animal Hospital



Website



http://vetraleigh.com/



Facebook



https://www.facebook.com/vetraleigh




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Eat Out For A Cause



Monday, August 3, Mark and I will be hosting a fundraiser for AniMall at Qdoba in Apex.  10% of all sales will go to AniMall and their pet adoption programs. We will be selling our artwork, t-shirts and stickers and Qdoba will be giving one lucky person seven free entrees at the end of the evening. Plan to stop by, check out our art in person, grab a bite to eat and support AniMall!




More about AniMall



http://www.animall.org/

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Cali and Kacy playing dress up

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Marshmallow Joke | Thanksgiving PUNishment | Wake County Animal Shelter Adoption Event

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Today’s Jokes:

Last night I dreamed that I ate a 5 pound marshmallow. When I woke up, my pillow was gone!

Thanksgiving PUNishment
Did you hear the Energizer Bunny was arrested – he was charged with battery.
My wife really likes to make pottery, but to me it's just kiln time.
Dijon vu -- the same mustard as before.
I fired my masseuse today. She just rubbed me the wrong way.
A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Corduroy pillows are making headlines.
Is a book on voyeurism a peeping tome?
Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
A successful diet is the triumph of mind over platter.

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A retired man who volunteers to entertain patients in nursing homes and hospitals went to one local hospital in Brooklyn and took his portable keyboard along. He told some jokes and sang some funny songs at patients' bedsides.

When he finished he said, in farewell, "I hope you get better."

One elderly gentleman replied, "I hope you get better, too."

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Mark Bell and I have now done a few pet adoption and craft fairs with our latest and greatest dog art and woodcarvings.  Here is a few highlight pictures from a pet adoption event last weekend. Be sure to check out Mark Bell's Etsy site for all the latest and greatest dog art and woodcarvings!

Wake County Animal Shelter Adoption Event

Dexter

Sit Means Sit Dog Training

Sit Means Sit Demo

If you are looking for a new pet, please consider a rescue from your local animal shelter, SPCA or rescue group. As the saying goes... Find your new best friend.

Wake County Animal Shelter Website

 

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Dyslexic, Agnostic and an Insomniac Joke |Cheesy Pick up Lines | Cat Paper Dolls Drawing | VCA Apex Animal Hospital

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Today’s Jokes:
What do you get when you combine a Dyslexic, Agnostic, and an Insomniac? Someone who sits around all night wonder if there is a dog.

What's the difference between and Irish Wedding and an Irish Wake - 1 less drunk!

Cheesy Pick-Up Lines

• Meet me down by the rock pile I’m a little boulder there.
• What do you like to eat for breakfast?
• (looking at the tag in the back of shirt) Just what I thought… made in heaven!
• If you were a booger I’ d pick you first!
• Are you going to kiss me or am I going to have to lie in my diary tonight?
• Did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?
• If you were a triangle you’d be acute one.
• Are you a magnet, cause I’m attracted to you!
• Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?

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VCA Apex Animal Hospital

I excited to report that my artwork and Mark Bell's custom frames are now on display at VCA Apex Animal Hospital! If you are in the area, be sure to stop in and check out the display.

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Rick

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