Apex Lazy Dog Blog: VCA

Monday, September 1, 2014

Dyslexic, Agnostic and an Insomniac Joke |Cheesy Pick up Lines | Cat Paper Dolls Drawing | VCA Apex Animal Hospital

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Today’s Jokes:
What do you get when you combine a Dyslexic, Agnostic, and an Insomniac? Someone who sits around all night wonder if there is a dog.

What's the difference between and Irish Wedding and an Irish Wake - 1 less drunk!

Cheesy Pick-Up Lines

Meet me down by the rock pile I’m a little boulder there.
What do you like to eat for breakfast?
(looking at the tag in the back of shirt) Just what I thought… made in heaven!
If you were a booger I’ d pick you first!
Are you going to kiss me or am I going to have to lie in my diary tonight?
Did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?
If you were a triangle you’d be acute one.
Are you a magnet, cause I’m attracted to you!
Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?

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VCA Apex Animal Hospital

I excited to report that my artwork and Mark Bell's custom frames are now on display at VCA Apex Animal Hospital! If you are in the area, be sure to stop in and check out the display.

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Thursday, July 3, 2014

Happy 4th of July | Proper Way to Call Someone a Bastard Joke | Cali's Vet Visit

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Happy 4th of July!

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Today’s Joke:

A guy was getting ready to tee off on the first hole when a second golfer approached and asked if he could join him. The first said that he usually played alone, but agreed to the twosome.

They were even after the first few holes. The second guy said, "We're about evenly matched, how about playing for five bucks a hole?" The first guy said that he wasn't much for betting, but agreed to the terms.

The second guy won the remaining sixteen holes with ease.

As they were walking off number eighteen, the second guy was busy counting his $80. He confessed that he was the pro at a neighboring course and liked to pick on suckers. The first fellow revealed that he was the Parish Priest.

The pro was flustered and apologetic, offering to return the money. The Priest said, "You won fair and square and I was foolish to bet with you. You keep your winnings."

The pro said, "Is there anything I can do to make it up to you?" The Priest said, "Well, you could come to Mass on Sunday and make a donation...... And, if you want to bring your mother and father along, I'll marry them."

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Cali's Vet Visit

Just last week, we took Cali to the vet for her last series of puppy shots. While we were there, Dr. Cochran, our vet, showed us the proper way to trim Cali's nails.

Waiting to see the Vet

Greeting Jen our Vet Tech

Doing tricks for Jen

Dr. Cochran shows my wife how to trim Cali's nails

Dr. Cochran and Jen the Vet Tech pose behind Cali's huge ears!

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In case you did not catch it, there was a great cover story in the June National Geographic called Hero Dogs. I highly recommend it. It talks about the training and support these fantastic dogs provide our troops all in the line of duty.

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Finally, I am happy to report that my artwork and Mark Bell's woodworking is now on display at the Cornerstone VCA in Cary, NC and very soon in the Apex VCA in Apex NC. Additionally, these animal hospitals, Towerview VCA in Raleigh, Wake County Animal Shelter and Hastings Farm Supply in Apex are selling my Remain Calm Adopt a Dog stickers.