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Remain Calm Adopt a Dog

Happy 4th of July!

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Today’s Joke:

A guy was getting ready to tee off on the first hole when a second golfer approached and asked if he could join him. The first said that he usually played alone, but agreed to the twosome.

They were even after the first few holes. The second guy said, "We're about evenly matched, how about playing for five bucks a hole?" The first guy said that he wasn't much for betting, but agreed to the terms.

The second guy won the remaining sixteen holes with ease.

As they were walking off number eighteen, the second guy was busy counting his $80. He confessed that he was the pro at a neighboring course and liked to pick on suckers. The first fellow revealed that he was the Parish Priest.

The pro was flustered and apologetic, offering to return the money. The Priest said, "You won fair and square and I was foolish to bet with you. You keep your winnings."

The pro said, "Is there anything I can do to make it up to you?" The Priest said, "Well, you could come to Mass on Sunday and make a donation...... And, if you want to bring your mother and father along, I'll marry them."

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Cali's Vet Visit

Just last week, we took Cali to the vet for her last series of puppy shots. While we were there, Dr. Cochran, our vet, showed us the proper way to trim Cali's nails.

Waiting to see the Vet

Greeting Jen our Vet Tech

 

Doing tricks for Jen

 

Dr. Cochran shows my wife how to trim Cali's nails

 

Dr. Cochran and Jen the Vet Tech pose behind Cali's huge ears!

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In case you did not catch it, there was a great cover story in the June National Geographic called Hero Dogs. I highly recommend it. It talks about the training and support these fantastic dogs provide our troops all in the line of duty.

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Finally, I am happy to report that my artwork and Mark Bell's woodworking is now on display at the Cornerstone VCA in Cary, NC and very soon in the Apex VCA in Apex NC. Additionally, these animal hospitals, Towerview VCA in Raleigh, Wake County Animal Shelter and Hastings Farm Supply in Apex are selling my Remain Calm Adopt a Dog stickers.

 

Waiting Room of Cornerstone VCA

 

Lobby of Cornerstone VCA

Outside of Exam Rooms

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Locked Out of Car Joke | Maxell | Pictures from Apex VCA

Today’s Joke:

A woman was at work when she received a phone call that her daughter was very sick with a fever. She left her work and stopped by the pharmacy to get some medication. She got back to her car and found that she had locked her keys in the car.

She didn't know what to do, so she called home and told the baby sitter what had happened. The baby sitter told her that her the fever was getting worse. She said, "You might find a coat hanger and use that to open the door."

The woman looked around and found an old rusty coat hanger that had been thrown down on the ground, possibly by someone else who at some time or other had locked their keys in their car. Then she looked at the hanger and said, "I don't know how to use this."

So she bowed her head and asked God to send her some help. Within five minutes an old rusty car pulled up, with a dirty, greasy, bearded man who was wearing an old biker skull rag on his head. The woman thought, "This is what you sent to help me?" But, she was desperate, so she was also very thankful.

The man got out of his car and asked her if he could help. She said, "Yes, my daughter is very sick. I stopped to get her some medication and I locked my keys in my car. I must get home to her. Please, can you use this hanger to unlock my car?"

He said, "Sure". He walked over to the car, and in less than a minute the car was opened. She hugged the man and through her tears she said, "Thank You So Much! You are a very nice man."

The man replied, "Lady, I am not a nice man. I just got out of prison today. I was in prison for car theft and have only been out for about an hour."

The woman hugged the man again and with sobbing tears cried out loud, "Oh, Thank you God! You even sent me a Professional!"

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Great pictures on the wall of Apex VCA Animal Hospital:

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Finally, I still have REMAIN CALM ADOPT A DOG stickers left. If you would like them, they are $2 each including shipping via US mail. Design is up at top of page.

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Rick

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