Dead Donkey Joke | PhotoFunia website | Getting Ready for Christmas!

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Today’s Jokes:

A pastor awoke one morning to find a dead donkey in his front yard. He had no idea how it got there but knew he had to get rid of it. He called the sanitation department, the health department, and several other agencies, but no one seemed able to help him.
In desperation, the good reverend called the mayor and asked what could be done.
The mayor must have been having a bad day. "Why bother me?" he asked. "You're a preacher; it's your job to bury the dead."
The pastor lost his cool, "Yes," he snapped, "but I thought I should at least notify the next of kin."

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A french fry walks into the bar and says to the bartender "Hey! Could I get a beer please"  The bartender looks at him shaking his head and says "No, we don't serve fast food here."

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There is a very cool and fun website call PhotoFunia where you can paste photos and it creates billboard and other custom photos for you.  Check it out at: 

http://m.photofunia.com/categories/all_effects/blue_city_lights

Here's another one of my creations:

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This weekend, Mark Bell and I will be at the Roxboro Holiday Extravaganza selling Lazy Dog art, wood carvings, t-shirts, stickers and buttons. Event goes from 9 AM - 3 PM. Stop by if you are in the area.

More information on the event is at: http://www.roxborocommunityschool.org/#!about1/c176r

Here's just a sampling of the items we will have for sale there:

Special Lazy Dog Buttons

 

Special Lazy Dog Buttons

Hand made ornaments

Hand carved work by Mark Bell

T-shirts

Stickers

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Jokes of the Day | Ghost Dogs for Halloween! | Pet Pad in Cary

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Today’s Jokes:

Q:What do you call a nose without a body?
A: No body nose.

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs?
A: It doesn't matter -- he's not going to come anyway.

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Q: Did you hear about the power outage at the Alabama library?

A: Thirty students were stuck on the escalator for three hours.
 

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Q: What does the average Florida student get on their SAT? 

A: Drool.

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Last week I stopped by the Pet Pad in Cary to check out the puppies...Always fun!

Boxer Puppy

Shel-Aussie

Shnoodle

Beaglier

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Rick

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Puns & Puns of Fun | Green Beagle Lodge in Chapel Hill

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Today’s Jokes (Puns & Puns of Fun!):

• Yesterday I accidentally swallowed food coloring. The doctor says I'm OK, but I feel like I've dyed a little inside.
• I was going to buy a book on phobias, but I was afraid it wouldn't help me.
• The one who invented the door knocker got a No-bell prize.
• Why did the capacitor kiss the diode? He just couldn't resistor.
• No one knew she had a dental implant until it came out in a conversation.
• I wrote a novel about a fellow who had a small garden. It didn't have much of a plot.
• The patron saint of poverty is St. Nickeless.
• What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead giveaway.)
• The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.
• I used to be addicted to soap, but I'm clean now.
• When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds.
• Sleeping comes so naturally to me, I could do it with my eyes closed.
• What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but it let out a little whine.
• Need an ark to save two of every animal? I Noah guy.

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Last week I had the pleasure of visiting the Green Beagle Lodge in Chapel Hill, NC. What an incredible place to take your dog...for boarding, daycare, grooming, pampering....the list keeps going.

The facility is around 10,000 square feet with kennels to hold up to 100 dogs as well as cats, rabbits, etc.

One of my favorite features was the water feature and Astroturf play fields. Below is a video of some of the dogs playing in the pool.

Another feature I enjoyed was the pamper room. Here a video of Flint and Martin goofing around in the pampering room.

Tour of the facilities

Photo of outside the Green Beagle Lodge

Reception / Waiting area

Water Feature with Beach Walk-in

Castle checking out the Astroturf fields

Dog Cabins

Playing around in the Pampering Room

Music is play throughout entire facility

Walk-in bath for large dogs

Bathing area for small dogs

Grooming Area

Throughout the facility are these great dog related signs and artwork.

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Some of the happy customers...

Castle

Martin

Nick

If you would like to find out more about the Green Beagle Lodge, including pricing and directions, check out their website at: greenbeaglelodge.com/



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Rick

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