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Today’s Jokes:

A pastor awoke one morning to find a dead donkey in his front yard. He had no idea how it got there but knew he had to get rid of it. He called the sanitation department, the health department, and several other agencies, but no one seemed able to help him.
In desperation, the good reverend called the mayor and asked what could be done.
The mayor must have been having a bad day. "Why bother me?" he asked. "You're a preacher; it's your job to bury the dead."
The pastor lost his cool, "Yes," he snapped, "but I thought I should at least notify the next of kin."

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A french fry walks into the bar and says to the bartender "Hey! Could I get a beer please" The bartender looks at him shaking his head and says "No, we don't serve fast food here."

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There is a very cool and fun website call PhotoFunia where you can paste photos and it creates billboard and other custom photos for you. Check it out at:

http://m.photofunia.com/categories/all_effects/blue_city_lights

Here's another one of my creations:

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This weekend, Mark Bell and I will be at the Roxboro Holiday Extravaganza selling Lazy Dog art, wood carvings, t-shirts, stickers and buttons. Event goes from 9 AM - 3 PM. Stop by if you are in the area.

More information on the event is at: http://www.roxborocommunityschool.org/#!about1/c176r

Here's just a sampling of the items we will have for sale there: