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Sunday, August 30, 2015

Doctor Jokes | Beau | McGee | Art at Spotted Dog

Remain Calm Adopt a Dog

Today’s Jokes:

A guy walks into a dentist's office and flops down on the couch.
"Doc," he says, "the problem is I think I'm a moth."
"Well," says the doctor, "that certainly is a problem, but why did you come into a dentist's office?"
"The light was on."

McGee

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A man walks into a doctor’s office… “Doc, I think I’m a kleptomaniac!”
“Here, take a seat.” The doctor replied.

Beau

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Artwork on display at Spotted Dog in Carrboro

Five pieces by Mark Bell and I are now on display at the Spotted Dog Restaurant & Bar in Carrboro. Be sure to stop by and check them out.

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The new shirts and stickers are in! Remain Calm Adopt a Dog with Golden on them.
If you would like to order one, check out our Etsy page at:
https://www.etsy.com/shop/ShopBinkyandBell

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Friday, July 31, 2015

Puns of Punishment | Great Dane Drawings | Navajo Woman Story | Sam The Sailor Corgi | Raleigh Community Vet Hospital | Eat Out For A Cause

Remain Calm Adopt a Dog

Today’s Jokes:

I thought I saw an eye-doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.
She was only a whiskey-maker, but he loved her still.
A rubber-band pistol was confiscated from an algebra class, because it was a weapon of math disruption.

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Sally was driving home from one of her business trips in northern Arizona when she saw an elderly Navajo woman walking on the side of the road. As the trip was a long and quiet one, she stopped the car and asked the Navajo woman if she would like a ride.

After a bit of small talk while resuming the journey, the Navajo woman noticed a brown bag on the seat next to Sally.

"What's in the bag?" asked the woman.

Sally looked down at the brown bag and said, "It's a bottle of wine. I got it for my husband."

The Navajo woman was silent for a moment then speaking with the quiet wisdom of an elder said, "Good trade."

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No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.
A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.
A hole has been found in the nudist-camp wall. The police are looking into it.

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The new shirts and stickers are in! Remain Calm Adopt a Dog with Golden on them.

If you would like to order one, check out our Etsy page at:

https://www.etsy.com/shop/msbART

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Artwork Featured at Raleigh Community Veterinary Hospital

Artwork by Mark Bell and myself are now on display at the Raleigh Community Veterinary Hospital.

Here are some photos:

More information on Raleigh Community Animal Hospital

Website

http://vetraleigh.com/

Facebook

https://www.facebook.com/vetraleigh

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Eat Out For A Cause

Monday, August 3, Mark and I will be hosting a fundraiser for AniMall at Qdoba in Apex. 10% of all sales will go to AniMall and their pet adoption programs. We will be selling our artwork, t-shirts and stickers and Qdoba will be giving one lucky person seven free entrees at the end of the evening. Plan to stop by, check out our art in person, grab a bite to eat and support AniMall!

More about AniMall

http://www.animall.org/

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Cali and Kacy playing dress up

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Rick
apexgardner@gmail.com

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Sunday, April 5, 2015

Easter Bunny Red Dog | Went to the Zoo and Aquarium Jokes | Ruckus Pizza in Cary | Homer's Sunrise

Remain Calm Adopt a Dog

Today’s Jokes:

I went to the zoo the other day. They only had one animal.

It was a Tzu

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I went to the aquarium the next day. They only had one type of fish.
It was a Crappie aquarium.
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Why doesn’t it rain inside barns?
Because it’s a stable environment.
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What do you get when you cross a dog with a calculator?
A best friend you can count on!
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Mark and I are excited to announce that our work is now on display at Ruckus Pizza in Cary!
We plan to have our work up through the rest of this month, so be sure to stop by and check out “In God We Trust”, “Briefcase Dog”, and “Noah’s Bark” all on display near the front doorway under the neon palm tree.

Ruckus Pizza - Cary, NC

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Here is a new piece we call “Homer’s Sunrise” that features a shadow box frame with a sunrise photo with a miniature picture of Homer the Basset hound.

Homer's Sunrise

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Please check out my sponsors links and thanks for checking out my blog, Remain Calm Adopt a Dog.

Rick
apexgardner@gmail.com

http://apexlazydogblog.blogspot.com/

https://www.etsy.com/shop/ShopBinkyandBell

http://greenlivingisthelifeforme.blogspot.com/

@apexgardner (twitter)
www.linkedin.com/in/rickgardnernc/

Saturday, February 14, 2015

Happy Valentine's Day! | Jokes | Kacy and Cali Yesterday and Today | Block Printing Fun

Today’s Jokes:

What did the elephant say to his girlfriend?

“I love you a ton!”

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A recent college graduate took a new job in a hilly Eastern city and began commuting each day to work through a tiring array of tunnels, bridges, and traffic jams.
To make the task less onerous, he invited several of his co-workers to share the ride.
He soon found, however, that the commute continued to get more stressful, especially the trips through the tunnels. He consulted the company doctor.
"Doc," the frustrated commuter complained, "I'm fine on the bridges, in the traffic, in the day and at night, and even when Joe forgets to bathe all week long. But when I get into the tunnels and I've got those four other guys crowded around me in the car, I get anxious and dizzy and feel like I'm going to explode."
Without further analysis, the doctor announced he had identified the ailment.
"What is it, Doc? Am I going insane?"
"No, no, no, my boy. You have something very common in these parts."
"Tell me! What is it?"
"You have what is known as Carpool Tunnel Syndrome.

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Why did the banana go out with the prune?
He couldn’t get a date!

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Kacy and Cali Yesterday and Today

Kacy's Puppy Picture at Adoption

Cali Puppy Picture

Kacy and Cali (when Cali was adopted)

Cali and Kacy Today!

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Over the past few months I have been doing block printing and having a lot of fun…Here is one of my favorites so far.

Super Dog Dollar