Remain Calm Adopt a Dog
Today’s Jokes:
Last night I dreamed that I ate a 5 pound marshmallow. When I woke up, my pillow was gone!
Thanksgiving PUNishment
Did you hear the Energizer Bunny was arrested – he was charged with battery.
My wife really likes to make pottery, but to me it's just kiln time.
Dijon vu -- the same mustard as before.
I fired my masseuse today. She just rubbed me the wrong way.
A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Corduroy pillows are making headlines.
Is a book on voyeurism a peeping tome?
Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
A successful diet is the triumph of mind over platter.
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A retired man who volunteers to
entertain patients in nursing homes and hospitals went to one local hospital in
Brooklyn and took his portable keyboard along. He told some jokes and sang some
funny songs at patients' bedsides.
When he finished he said, in
farewell, "I hope you get better."
One elderly gentleman replied,
"I hope you get better, too."
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Mark Bell and I have now done a few pet adoption and craft fairs with our latest and greatest dog art and woodcarvings. Here is a few highlight pictures from a pet adoption event last weekend. Be sure to check out Mark Bell's Etsy site for all the latest and greatest dog art and woodcarvings!
Wake County Animal Shelter Adoption Event
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| Dexter |
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| Sit Means Sit Dog Training |
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| Sit Means Sit Demo |
If you are looking for a new pet, please consider a rescue from your local animal shelter, SPCA or rescue group. As the saying goes... Find your new best friend.
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Rick
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