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So, I am getting ready to print one of my dog drawings on a shirt and would like your input for best quote about dogs to put with it. Please vote at:
Off the coast of Newfoundland, a great many fishermen do their
fishing at night. They navigate solely by the light of the moon, scorning more
sophisticated methods. Of course, from time to time this method fails, and
shipwrecks are the result.
The Department of Fisheries was reviewing statistics one day and
was shocked to discover how many shipwrecks there were during night fishing.
When they discovered that the fishermen were navigating by the light of the
moon, they promptly installed buoys near all the dangerous shoals and reefs to
aid night navigation. To their surprise, when the statistics came in the
following month, the shipwrecks had tripled! The buoys were removed, and things
returned to normal.
The moral of the story: You can't send a buoy to do a moon's job!
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Over the past couple of months we have been teaching our dog Kacy to wait until we bless her food before she can eat...Check out her video:
For Christmas my family made it official...I AM A DOG FREAK!
Here's a photo of the magnetic they got me for my car
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A man walks
into a health-food restaurant after a day at the office, sits down, and orders
a nice big dish of brown rice and stir-fry veggies.
He grabs a handful of peanuts from the bowl on the counter by the cash register
while he's waiting for his order, and as he starts to chew he hears a voice
say, "That's a beautiful tie. Is that silk? Very NICE choice!"
Wondering who would make such a strange comment, he looks around and doesn't
see anyone near him who could've been speaking to him. With a shrug, he pops a
few more peanuts into his mouth.
Next he hears a voice, "Those shoes are stylin,' my man. Are they Italian
leather? They look GRRREAT!"
He whirls around to again but sees no one near him. He glances nervously around
and then at his shoes, which he tucks self-consciously under the stool.
A little weirded out, he grabs another handful of peanuts. This time the voice
continues with, "That suit looks FANTASTIC! Is it an Armani? Very
nice!"
He immediately calls the waiter over and says, "Look. I keep hearing these
voices telling me how great my tie, my shoes, and my suit look. What's up with
that? Am I going CRAZY?"
"Oh," the waiter nonchalantly replies, "those are just the
peanuts."
"The PEANUTS?" the astonished man asks, staring at the bowl beside
him.
"Yes," replies the waiter, "they're complimentary!"
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Pretty funny stuff posted on Facebook for Eau Gallie Veterinary Hospital in Melbourne, FL. Check out their website at:
What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?
Beer nuts cost about $1.59 and deer nuts are under a
buck.
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Willow
Willow was our Sheba Inu. Great little "Un-Dog". She was very cat like in the sense that she would spend hours off by herself in some corner and didn't need affection. As she got older she seems to relax a little...but not much.
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