Remain Calm Adopt a Dog
Today’s Joke:
It was entertainment night at the senior center and the
Amazing Claude was topping the bill. People came from miles around to see the
famed hypnotist do his stuff.
As Claude went to the front of the meeting room, he
announced, “Unlike most hypnotists who invite two or three people up here to be
put into a trance, I intend to hypnotize each and every member of the
audience." The excitement was
almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful antique pocket watch from his
coat.
"I want you each to keep your eye on this antique
watch. It's a very special watch. It's
been in my family for six generations. He began to swing the watch gently back
and forth while quietly chanting, "Watch the watch, watch the watch, watch
the watch."
The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and
forth, light gleaming off its polished
surface.
Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed the swaying watch,
until, suddenly,-----
it slipped from the hypnotist's fingers and fell to the
floor, breaking into a hundred pieces.
"Shit!" said the Hypnotist...
It took three weeks to clean up the senior center
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