Remain Calm Adopt a Dog
Today’s Joke:
A man is
driving along a highway and sees a rabbit jump out across the middle of the
road.
He swerves to
avoid hitting it, but unfortunately the rabbit jumps right in front of his car.
The driver, a
sensitive new age man who is also an animal lover, pulls over and gets out to
see what has become of the rabbit. Much to his dismay, the rabbit is the Easter
Bunny, and he is DEAD!
The driver
feels so awful that he begins to cry. A beautiful blonde woman driving down the
highway sees the man crying on the side of the road and pulls over.
She steps out
of the car and asks the man what's wrong.
"I feel
terrible!” he explains, "I accidentally hit the Easter Bunny with my car and
KILLED HIM."
The blonde
says, "Don't worry." She runs to her car and pulls out a spray can.
She walks
over to the limp, dead Easter Bunny, bends down, and sprays the contents onto
him.
The Easter
Bunny jumps up, waves its paw at the two of them and hops off down the road.
Ten feet away
he stops, turns around and waves again, he hops down the road another 10 feet,
turns and waves, hops another ten feet, turns and waves, and repeats this again
and again and again and again, until he hops out of sight.
The man is
astonished.
He runs over
to the woman and demands, “What was in that can? What did you spray on the
Easter Bunny ?"
The woman
turns the can around so that the man can read the label.
It says,"HAIR
SPRAY…Restores life to dead hair, and adds permanent wave.”
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