Remain Calm Adopt a Dog
Today’s Joke:
My friend Don was stopped by a game-warden at Jordan Lake
recently with two buckets of fish. The game warden asked him, "Do you have
a license to catch those fish?" Don
replied, "No, sir. These are my pet fish."
"Pet fish?!" the warden replied. "Yes, sir.
Every night I take these here fish down to the lake and let them swim around
for a while. I whistle and they jump back into their buckets, and I take them
home." "That's a bunch of baloney! Fish can't do that!"
Don looked at the game warden for a moment, and then said,
"Here, I'll show you. It really works." "O.K. I've GOT to see this!" The game warden
was curious. Don poured the fish into
the lake and stood and waited.
After several minutes, the game warden turned to Don and
said, "Well?" "Well, what?" he responded. "When are
you going to call them back?" the game warden prompted. "Call who
back?" Don asked. "The FISH." "What fish?".
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Remain Calm Adopt a Puppy!
This past week we adopted a puppy from the Wake County Animal Shelter. She is a cute little girl we have named Calli "Bubble" Gardner. Below is a video of a visit with her and her sisters. At the shelter, these three puppies were called Bubbles, Blossom and Buttercup after the Powder Puff Girls.
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My friend Mark Bell and I recently showed our work at Apex Peakfest and sold several of our drawings. Additionally, I created a shirt and sticker of one of my drawings. See below.
Shirt |
Sticker |
If you are interested in a shirt, I have a few left that I will sell for $15 each (plus $5 USPS shipping). Stickers are $1 each. I have the following adult sizes: Small, Medium, Large, XL and one XXL. Email me at apexgardner@gmail.com if you would like a shirt.
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