Remain Calm Adopt a Dog
Today’s Jokes:
There's a
first time for everything.......Except deja vu.
Getting up in
the morning...a case of mind over mattress.
When you're a
cyclops, hindsight is 20.
How does it
change many dyslexics to take a light-bulb?
Two silk
worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.
Never lie to
an x-ray technician. They can see right through you.
The magician
got so mad he pulled his hare out.
I don't
believe dog is man's best friend. How many of your friends have you neutered?
For plumbers,
a flush beats a full house.
Did you hear
about the prison guard fired for taking power naps in electric chair?
Did you hear
about the railway employee who was struck by lightning and lived? He must have
been a poor conductor.
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