Hungry Lion Joke | Signage Humor | PJ the Dalmatian

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Today’s Joke:

A hungry lion was roaming through the jungle looking for something to eat. He came across two men. One was sitting under a tree and reading a book; the other was typing away on his typewriter. The lion quickly pounced on the man reading the book and devoured him. Even the king of the jungle knows readers digest and writers cramp.

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Rick

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Three-Legged Dog joke | PJ

Remain Calm Adopt a Dog

Today’s Jokes:

A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He sidles up to the bar and announces: "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."

A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?" The bartender replies, "For you, no charge."

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PJ

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I am still looking for your input on best quote about dogs to put on T-shirt I am designing. Please vote at:
Favorite Dog Quote Survey

Thanks for your input!

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Proud to be collaborating with Mark Bell on my drawings and custom frames. They can be purchased through Mark’s website at:
Etsy.com/shop/msbart

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Please check out my sponsors links and thanks for checking out my blog, Remain Calm Adopt a Dog.

Rick


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http://greenlivingisthelifeforme.blogspot.com/ 

@apexgardner (twitter)

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