Saturday, June 21, 2014

King goes to a Pawnbroker Joke | Signs at Hobby Lobby | Daisy Field Drawing



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Today’s Jokes:

King Ozymndias of Assyria was running low on cash after years of war with the Hittites. His last great possession was the Star of the Euphrates , the most valuable diamond in the ancient world. Desperate, he went to Crosus, the pawnbroker, to get a loan.

Crosus said, "I'll give you 100,000 dinars for it."

"But I paid a million dinars for it," the king protested.

"Don't you know who I am? I am the king!"

Crosus replied, "When you wish to pawn a Star, makes no difference who you are."


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Great signs that I found at Hobby Lobby today in Asheboro, NC







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Sunday, June 15, 2014

First Time for Everything Joke and others | Kacy and Cali Photos | In God We Trust Dog Art



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Today’s Jokes:

There's a first time for everything.......Except deja vu.


Getting up in the morning...a case of mind over mattress.


When you're a cyclops, hindsight is 20.


How does it change many dyslexics to take a light-bulb?


Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.


Never lie to an x-ray technician. They can see right through you.


The magician got so mad he pulled his hare out.


I don't believe dog is man's best friend. How many of your friends have you neutered?


For plumbers, a flush beats a full house.


Did you hear about the prison guard fired for taking power naps in electric chair?


Did you hear about the railway employee who was struck by lightning and lived? He must have 
been a poor conductor.

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Sunday, June 1, 2014

Locked Out of Car Joke | Maxell | Pictures from Apex VCA




Today’s Joke:

A woman was at work when she received a phone call that her daughter was very sick with a fever. She left her work and stopped by the pharmacy to get some medication. She got back to her car and found that she had locked her keys in the car.

She didn't know what to do, so she called home and told the baby sitter what had happened. The baby sitter told her that her the fever was getting worse. She said, "You might find a coat hanger and use that to open the door."

The woman looked around and found an old rusty coat hanger that had been thrown down on the ground, possibly by someone else who at some time or other had locked their keys in their car. Then she looked at the hanger and said, "I don't know how to use this."

So she bowed her head and asked God to send her some help. Within five minutes an old rusty car pulled up, with a dirty, greasy, bearded man who was wearing an old biker skull rag on his head. The woman thought, "This is what you sent to help me?" But, she was desperate, so she was also very thankful.

The man got out of his car and asked her if he could help. She said, "Yes, my daughter is very sick. I stopped to get her some medication and I locked my keys in my car. I must get home to her. Please, can you use this hanger to unlock my car?"

He said, "Sure". He walked over to the car, and in less than a minute the car was opened. She hugged the man and through her tears she said, "Thank You So Much! You are a very nice man."

The man replied, "Lady, I am not a nice man. I just got out of prison today. I was in prison for car theft and have only been out for about an hour."

The woman hugged the man again and with sobbing tears cried out loud, "Oh, Thank you God! You even sent me a Professional!"

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Great pictures on the wall of Apex VCA Animal Hospital:









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