Apex Lazy Dog Blog: July 2014

Sunday, July 27, 2014

Pizza Delivery Joke | Orange Pup | New Movie Called "Constipation"

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Today’s Joke:

"What's the usual tip?" a man growled when a NC State student delivered his pizza.
"Well," the student replied, "this is my first delivery, but the other guys said that if I got a quarter out of you, I'd be doing great."
"That so?" grunted the man. "In that case, here's five dollars."
"Thanks," the student said, "I'll put it in my college fund."
"By the way, what are you studying?"
"Applied psychology."

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Funny post on George Takei's Facebook Page

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Wednesday, July 16, 2014

Buddhist Orders a Hot Dog Joke | Ruff Life | Trip to AniMall | New Lazy Dog Art Display at Hasting Farm Supply

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Today’s Jokes:

Then there's the one about the Buddhist monk who went up to a hot dog vendor and ordered a hot dog.

The vendor asked him, "How do you want it?"

And the monk said, "I want it to be 'one with everything'," and hands him a $20 bill.

The vendor then gives him his hot dog and continues on with his business.

The monk asks, "Where is my change?"

And the vendor replies, "Change must come from within."

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A Visit to AniMall

Last weekend, I went and checked out AniMall at the Cary Towne Center in Cary, NC. It was a very nice store with lots of great supplies and dog lover items and it happened to be an adoption event for Love Mutts Rescue. One of the highlights was meeting Riley. Riley is a Wirehaired Terrier / Collie mix.

For More Information on:

AniMal Website

Love Mutts Rescue

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New Display of my Artwork

Hasting Farm Supply is now exhibiting my artwork and Mark Bell's custom frames. They are located at 3423 Apex Peakway Road in Apex and under the constant surveillance of three vigilant watch cats. For more information on purchasing any of these pieces, please contact me at apexgardner@gmail.com

Purina the Cat

Comet aka "Kitty"

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Thursday, July 3, 2014

Happy 4th of July | Proper Way to Call Someone a Bastard Joke | Cali's Vet Visit

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Happy 4th of July!

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Today’s Joke:

A guy was getting ready to tee off on the first hole when a second golfer approached and asked if he could join him. The first said that he usually played alone, but agreed to the twosome.

They were even after the first few holes. The second guy said, "We're about evenly matched, how about playing for five bucks a hole?" The first guy said that he wasn't much for betting, but agreed to the terms.

The second guy won the remaining sixteen holes with ease.

As they were walking off number eighteen, the second guy was busy counting his $80. He confessed that he was the pro at a neighboring course and liked to pick on suckers. The first fellow revealed that he was the Parish Priest.

The pro was flustered and apologetic, offering to return the money. The Priest said, "You won fair and square and I was foolish to bet with you. You keep your winnings."

The pro said, "Is there anything I can do to make it up to you?" The Priest said, "Well, you could come to Mass on Sunday and make a donation...... And, if you want to bring your mother and father along, I'll marry them."

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Cali's Vet Visit

Just last week, we took Cali to the vet for her last series of puppy shots. While we were there, Dr. Cochran, our vet, showed us the proper way to trim Cali's nails.

Waiting to see the Vet

Greeting Jen our Vet Tech

Doing tricks for Jen

Dr. Cochran shows my wife how to trim Cali's nails

Dr. Cochran and Jen the Vet Tech pose behind Cali's huge ears!

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In case you did not catch it, there was a great cover story in the June National Geographic called Hero Dogs. I highly recommend it. It talks about the training and support these fantastic dogs provide our troops all in the line of duty.

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Finally, I am happy to report that my artwork and Mark Bell's woodworking is now on display at the Cornerstone VCA in Cary, NC and very soon in the Apex VCA in Apex NC. Additionally, these animal hospitals, Towerview VCA in Raleigh, Wake County Animal Shelter and Hastings Farm Supply in Apex are selling my Remain Calm Adopt a Dog stickers.