Dead Donkey Joke | PhotoFunia website | Getting Ready for Christmas!

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Today’s Jokes:

A pastor awoke one morning to find a dead donkey in his front yard. He had no idea how it got there but knew he had to get rid of it. He called the sanitation department, the health department, and several other agencies, but no one seemed able to help him.
In desperation, the good reverend called the mayor and asked what could be done.
The mayor must have been having a bad day. "Why bother me?" he asked. "You're a preacher; it's your job to bury the dead."
The pastor lost his cool, "Yes," he snapped, "but I thought I should at least notify the next of kin."

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A french fry walks into the bar and says to the bartender "Hey! Could I get a beer please"  The bartender looks at him shaking his head and says "No, we don't serve fast food here."

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There is a very cool and fun website call PhotoFunia where you can paste photos and it creates billboard and other custom photos for you.  Check it out at: 

http://m.photofunia.com/categories/all_effects/blue_city_lights

Here's another one of my creations:

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This weekend, Mark Bell and I will be at the Roxboro Holiday Extravaganza selling Lazy Dog art, wood carvings, t-shirts, stickers and buttons. Event goes from 9 AM - 3 PM. Stop by if you are in the area.

More information on the event is at: http://www.roxborocommunityschool.org/#!about1/c176r

Here's just a sampling of the items we will have for sale there:

Special Lazy Dog Buttons

 

Special Lazy Dog Buttons

Hand made ornaments

Hand carved work by Mark Bell

T-shirts

Stickers

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Jokes of the Day | Ghost Dogs for Halloween! | Pet Pad in Cary

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Today’s Jokes:

Q:What do you call a nose without a body?
A: No body nose.

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs?
A: It doesn't matter -- he's not going to come anyway.

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Q: Did you hear about the power outage at the Alabama library?

A: Thirty students were stuck on the escalator for three hours.
 

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Q: What does the average Florida student get on their SAT? 

A: Drool.

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Last week I stopped by the Pet Pad in Cary to check out the puppies...Always fun!

Boxer Puppy

Shel-Aussie

Shnoodle

Beaglier

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Rick

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Doctor's Physical | Grasshopper | Brown's Fan Joke | New Dog Drawings

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Today’s Jokes:

An older man goes to the doctor for a physical. The doctor tells the man the results are fine and asks him how he is doing.

"I feel fantastic!" he replied, "God and I have made a really strong connection lately."

The doctor finds this a little odd, but is respectful and asks "How so?"

The man says "Well, when I wake up to pee in the middle of the night, God turns on the light for me. And when I'm done, he turns it off."

Now the doctor is curious as to what the man is talking about. He sends him on his way and calls the man's wife.

"Hello ma'am this is your husband's doctor. His checkup was fine, however he said something strange about God turning the light on when he gets up to pee in the night, and turning it off again when he's done."

The wife sighs and says, "Dammit he's peeing in the fridge again."

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A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, we have a drink named after you". And the grasshopper says, "You have a drink named Steve?"

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A Browns fan walks into a bar with his dog and the bartender says, "Hey bud, no pets allowed in here."

The man says, "But wait! This is a special dog, you have to turn on the game to see. When the Browns score, my dog does flips!"

Sure enough, when the bartender turns on the game, the Browns make a few field goals and the dog starts flipping and jumping after each kick.

"Wow," said the bartender, amazed, "that's great! What does he do when they score a touchdown?"

"I don't know, I've only had him for two years."

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Funny Dog You Tube Video: Dog Eating Oatmeal




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