Teddy | Puppapalooza in Cary | Scooby Doo

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Today’s Joke:

Patient: “Doc, I can’t remember anything from one minute to the next, so I’m worried.”

Doctor: “Now, how long has this been going on?”

Patient: “How long has what been going on?”

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Teddy

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Just a little over a week ago, my daughter and I attended PUPPAPALOOZA. We were impressed by the number of dogs that attended as well as the inclusion of pet adoption agencies.

Here’s some of the pictures from the event

Memphis, a Bermise Mountain Dog gave little children rides around the parking lot

Waiting to go in the event

Waiting to go in the event

A dapple dachshund

Lab - Collie Mixed waiting to be adopted

 

Yorkshire Terrier

Max the Corgi

Many thanks to White Tiger  and Jackie's Basics and Beyond Dog Training  for hosting the event.

More information about the event can be found at PUPPAPALOOZA



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When I was a kid, my favorite show as Scooby Doo. So when I was at the NC Auto Expo last weekend, I had the opportunity to meet and have my picture taken with one of my favorite cartoon dogs, Scooby Doo! 

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Puppies on the side of the road joke | Barbie and Taffy | Yellow Dog Project

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Today’s Joke:

Did you hear the one about the dog that had puppies by the side of the road? It was cited for littering.

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Humor? Or teaching your child to “clean up”

Found this Barbie and Taffy toy at Target the other day. Guess if your not sure if your child is read for a pet, you might try to get this to see if they clean up after Taffy.  Pretty funny images on the package!

YUM! A Treat!

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The YellowDogProject.com

I have never heard of the Yellow Dog Project until I saw a sign in the window of a local dog specialty shop.  Basically, if your dog needs extra space, the yellow ribbon on your dog's leash is a warning to keep some distance. More information at


The Yellow Dog Project

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The Amazing Claude Joke | Dog that says I Love You | PJ in Field

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Today’s Joke:

It was entertainment night at the senior center and the Amazing Claude was topping the bill. People came from miles around to see the famed hypnotist do his stuff.

As Claude went to the front of the meeting room, he announced, “Unlike most hypnotists who invite two or three people up here to be put into a trance, I intend to hypnotize each and every member of the audience."  The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful antique pocket watch from his coat.

"I want you each to keep your eye on this antique watch. It's a very special watch.  It's been in my family for six generations. He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly chanting, "Watch the watch, watch the watch, watch the watch."

The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth, light gleaming off  its polished surface.

Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed the swaying watch, until, suddenly,-----

it slipped from the hypnotist's fingers and fell to the floor, breaking into a hundred pieces.

"Shit!" said the Hypnotist...

It took three weeks to clean up the senior center

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Dog that says I Love You Video (click here for video)


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Two Jokes | Put the Treats in the Bowl | Neon Kacy Drawing

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Today’s Jokes:

Don thought he saw his eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian

Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the other: “You stay here, I’ll go on a head.”


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Funny picture posted on Facebook

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Hungry Lion Joke | Signage Humor | PJ the Dalmatian

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Today’s Joke:

A hungry lion was roaming through the jungle looking for something to eat. He came across two men. One was sitting under a tree and reading a book; the other was typing away on his typewriter. The lion quickly pounced on the man reading the book and devoured him. Even the king of the jungle knows readers digest and writers cramp.

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Signage Humor

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PJ the Dalmatian...An Inspiration!

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I am still looking for your input on best quote about dogs to put on T-shirt I am designing. Please vote at:
Favorite Dog Quote Survey

Thanks for your input!

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