Saturday, April 19, 2014

Happy Easter | Kacy the Easter Bunny | Gray Dog Sleeping



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Today’s Joke:

A man is driving along a highway and sees a rabbit jump out across the middle of the road.

He swerves to avoid hitting it, but unfortunately the rabbit jumps right in front of his car.

The driver, a sensitive new age man who is also an animal lover, pulls over and gets out to see what has become of the rabbit. Much to his dismay, the rabbit is the Easter Bunny, and he is DEAD!

The driver feels so awful that he begins to cry. A beautiful blonde woman driving down the highway sees the man crying on the side of the road and pulls over.

She steps out of the car and asks the man what's wrong.

"I feel terrible!” he explains, "I accidentally hit the Easter Bunny with my car and KILLED HIM."

The blonde says, "Don't worry." She runs to her car and pulls out a spray can.

She walks over to the limp, dead Easter Bunny, bends down, and sprays the contents onto him.

The Easter Bunny jumps up, waves its paw at the two of them and hops off down the road.

Ten feet away he stops, turns around and waves again, he hops down the road another 10 feet, turns and waves, hops another ten feet, turns and waves, and repeats this again and again and again and again, until he hops out of sight.

The man is astonished.

He runs over to the woman and demands, “What was in that can? What did you spray on the Easter Bunny ?"

The woman turns the can around so that the man can read the label.

It says,"HAIR SPRAY…Restores life to dead hair, and adds permanent wave.”

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Sunday, April 13, 2014

Nose Jokes | Hang Ten w Leash | Noah's Bark



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Today’s Joke:

What do you do when your nose goes on strike?

Picket (pick it)!

How do Eskimos have children?

They rub their noses together until the little boogers come out!


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Another collaboration with my friend Mark Bell

Noah's Bark



















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Sunday, April 6, 2014

Vacuum Cleaner Salesmen Joke | Jim and Chloe's Story | Kacy Hang 10 Drawing



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Today’s Joke:

A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.

'Good morning,' said the young man. 'If I could take a couple of minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners.'

'Go away!' said the old lady. 'I'm broke and haven't got any money!' and she proceeded to close the door.

Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed it wide open. ‘Don't be too hasty!' he said. 'Not until you have at least seen my demonstration.'

And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure onto her hallway carpet.

'If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse manure from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder.'

The old lady stepped back and said,

'Well let me get you a fork, 'cause they cut off my electricity this morning.'

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Last week I had the chance to interview my friend Jim about his guide dog, an English Black Lab named Chloe.



Jim's Tips

  • Try not to make eye contact with a guide dog. If they are looking at you, they are not doing their job.
  • Talk to the person, not their dog.
  • Always ask for permission to approach the dog. 
  • Never pet a guide dog when their in their harness. When they are in their harness they are all about doing their job.

Jim got Chloe through The Guide Dog Foundation in Smithtown, NY. Here's the link if you would like more information:

The Guide Dog Foundation

Jim later told me about Autumn. Autumn basically couldn't cut it as his guide dog but became a devoted companion animal for Jim and his wife. Autumn also is Chloe's best friend when Chloe gets off harness.

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