Thursday, September 18, 2014

Puns & Puns of Fun | Green Beagle Lodge in Chapel Hill


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Today’s Jokes (Puns & Puns of Fun!):

  • Yesterday I accidentally swallowed food coloring. The doctor says I'm OK, but I feel like I've dyed a little inside.
  • I was going to buy a book on phobias, but I was afraid it wouldn't help me.
  • The one who invented the door knocker got a No-bell prize.
  • Why did the capacitor kiss the diode? He just couldn't resistor.
  • No one knew she had a dental implant until it came out in a conversation.
  • I wrote a novel about a fellow who had a small garden. It didn't have much of a plot.
  • The patron saint of poverty is St. Nickeless.
  • What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead giveaway.)
  • The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.
  • I used to be addicted to soap, but I'm clean now.
  • When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds.
  • Sleeping comes so naturally to me, I could do it with my eyes closed.
  • What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but it let out a little whine.
  • Need an ark to save two of every animal? I Noah guy.
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Last week I had the pleasure of visiting the Green Beagle Lodge in Chapel Hill, NC. What an incredible place to take your dog...for boarding, daycare, grooming, pampering....the list keeps going.



The facility is around 10,000 square feet with kennels to hold up to 100 dogs as well as cats, rabbits, etc.

One of my favorite features was the water feature and Astroturf play fields. Below is a video of some of the dogs playing in the pool.



Another feature I enjoyed was the pamper room. Here a video of Flint and Martin goofing around in the pampering room.



Tour of the facilities

Photo of outside the Green Beagle Lodge














Reception / Waiting area


















Water Feature with Beach Walk-in


















Castle checking out the Astroturf fields



















Dog Cabins


















Playing around in the Pampering Room


















Music is play throughout entire facility


















Walk-in bath for large dogs


















Bathing area for small dogs


















Grooming Area
























Throughout the facility are these great dog related signs and artwork.





























































































































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Some of the happy customers...

















Castle


































Martin
















Nick























If you would like to find out more about the Green Beagle Lodge, including pricing and directions, check out their website at: greenbeaglelodge.com/



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Monday, September 1, 2014

Dyslexic, Agnostic and an Insomniac Joke |Cheesy Pick up Lines | Cat Paper Dolls Drawing | VCA Apex Animal Hospital



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Today’s Jokes:
What do you get when you combine a Dyslexic, Agnostic, and an Insomniac? Someone who sits around all night wonder if there is a dog.

What's the difference between and Irish Wedding and an Irish Wake - 1 less drunk!

Cheesy Pick-Up Lines

  • Meet me down by the rock pile I’m a little boulder there.
  • What do you like to eat for breakfast?
  • (looking at the tag in the back of shirt) Just what I thought… made in heaven!
  • If you were a booger I’ d pick you first!
  • Are you going to kiss me or am I going to have to lie in my diary tonight?
  • Did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?
  • If you were a triangle you’d be acute one.
  • Are you a magnet, cause I’m attracted to you!
  • Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?

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VCA Apex Animal Hospital

I excited to report that my artwork and Mark Bell's custom frames are now on display at VCA Apex Animal Hospital! If you are in the area, be sure to stop in and check out the display.









































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Rick

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