Polar Bears?

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The other night I got tired of drawing dogs. Unbelieveable! but true. So somehow the dog I was drawing became a polar bear. And so here is my drawing.

Keep Cool! Remain Calm and Adopt a Dog!


Rick
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National Dog Show

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Watched part of the National Dog Show yesterday. Favorite part? "Release the Hounds" just before the Hound category started. What a great way to enjoy Thanksgiving?


Joke of the Day:

One day, while the boy was away at school, his father decided to try an experiment. He went into the boy's room and placed on his study table four objects:

1. A Bible,

2. A silver dollar,

3. A bottle of whiskey,

4. And a Playboy magazine.

"I'll just hide behind the door," the old preacher said to himself, "and when he comes home from school, I'll see which object he picks up. If it's the Bible, he's going to be a preacher like me, and what a blessing that would be! If he picks up the dollar, he's going to be a business man, and that would be okay, too. But if he picks up the bottle, he's going to be a no-good drunken bum, and Lord, what a shame that would be. And worst of all, if he picks up that magazine, he's going to be a skirt-chasing womanizer."

The old man waited anxiously and soon heard his son's footsteps as he entered the house whistling and headed for his room. The boy tossed his books on the bed, and as he turned to leave the room, he spotted the objects on the table. He walked over to inspect them, looking at each for several minutes. Finally, he picked up the Bible and placed it under his arm. He picked up the silver dollar and dropped into his pocket. He uncorked the bottle and took a big drink, while he admired this month's centerfold.

"Lord have mercy!" the old preacher prayed. "He's going into politics!!"

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Rick

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Today I am very thankful. I thank God every day for my love of drawing dogs. I thank God for my dog Kacy who inspires me even when she is sound asleep next to the fireplace. What are you thankful for?

Joke of the day:

An elderly woman had just returned to her home from an evening of church service when she was startled by an intruder.

As she caught the man in the act of robbing her home of all its valuables, she yelled, “STOP! Acts 2:38! (Repent and be baptized so that your sins may be forgiven).

The burglar stopped in his tracks.  The woman calmly called the police and explained what she had done.  As the officer cuffed the man to take him in, he asked the burglar, “Why did you just stand there? All the old lady do was yell a scripture at you.”

“SCRIPTURE?” replied the burglar.  “I thought she said she had an AX and TWO 38’s!”

Thanks for checking out my blog! I am thankful for you my reader! Happy Thanksgiving!

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Rick

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This week Ohio State plays Michigan in football. I love Ohio State. Need I say more?

In honor of the Bucks, here's today's joke:

What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?

Beer nuts cost about $1.59 and deer nuts are under a buck.

So, Go Bucks! Beat Michigan!

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Rick
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Wiener Dogs

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Just saw this photo posted on Facebook and had to share:

Reminds me of the joke...

A man goes into a bar with his dog. He goes up to the bar and asks for a drink.

The bartender says "You can't bring that dog in here!" The guy, without missing a beat, says "This is my seeing-eye dog."

"Oh man,” the bartender says, "I'm sorry, here, the first one's on me." The man takes his drink and goes to a table near the door.

Another guy walks into the bar with a Chihuahua. The first guys sees him, stops him and says "You can't bring that dog in here unless you tell him it's a seeing-eye dog."

The second man graciously thanks the first man and continues to the bar. He asks for a drink. The bartender says "Hey, you can't bring that dog in here!"

The second man replies "This is my seeing-eye dog." The bartender says, "No, I don't think so. They do not have Chihuahuas as seeing-eye dogs."

The man pauses for a half-second and replies "What??! They gave me a Chihuahua??!"

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Rick
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