Tuesday, December 31, 2013

Hunting Flies and Wrigley


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Today's Joke:


A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.  "What are you doing?" she asked. "Hunting flies."  He responded.  "Oh! Killing any?" she asked.  "Yep. 3 males, 2 females." he replied.  Intrigued, she asked.  "How can you tell them apart?"  He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone."


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Last night my sister posted a picture of her Newfoundland "Wrigley" on Facebook.  So I was inspired to draw the following picture.



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Sunday, December 29, 2013

Dog having blast in the snow

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Today's Joke:

Why don't cannibals eat clowns? They taste funny.


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Friend shared this fun video with me today that I really enjoyed it and wanted to share with you:

Dog Having Blast in the Snow


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Saturday, December 28, 2013

A Frog goes into a Bank

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Today's Joke:



A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack.

'Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday.'

Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager.

Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.

The frog says, 'Sure. I have this,' and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.

Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office.

She finds the manager and says, 'There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral.'

She holds up the tiny pink elephant. 'I mean, what in the world is this?'

The bank manager looks back at her and says...

'It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan, His old man's a Rolling Stone.'




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Last night I stopped by the #PetPad in Cary, NC. One of the puppies that was waiting to be adopted was a black and red sesame #ShebaInu Talk about CUTE! I had to snap a photo.


It inspired me to draw the following


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Thursday, December 26, 2013

Little Kids Cussing Joke

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Today's joke:


A 7 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs. The seven year old says "I think it's about time we start cussing". The four year old shakes his head in agreement. The 7 year old then says "when we go down stairs I will say hell and you say ass". Again, the younger one agrees.  When they go down their mothers asks "what would you boys like for breakfast?" The 7 year old says "aww hell I think I'll have some Cheerios". The mother screamed at the top of her lungs and beat his butt all over the house! When she returns she asked the younger boy "Well now...what would YOU like for breakfast?" The four year old replied, "I don't know, but you can bet your fat ass it ain't Cheerios!"

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Rick

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