Today I heard the song by Chicago called Wishing You Were Here... the words and the melody haunted me all day, in a good way. The other week when I was drawing polar bears I found myself drawing a bear all alone with a sign that said "Hi Mom!" like he was part of some news event that his mom might catch on TV. It reminded me that I miss my mom and wished she was here with me.
Today's Joke:
It was entertainment night at the senior
center and the Amazing Claude was topping the bill. People came from miles
around to see the famed hypnotist do his stuff.
As Claude went to the front of the meeting
room, he announced, “Unlike most hypnotists who invite two or three people
up here to be put into a trance, I intend to hypnotize each and every member of
the audience." The excitement was
almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful antique pocket watch from his
coat.
"I want you each to keep your eye on
this antique watch. It's a very special watch. It's been in my family for
six generations. He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while
quietly chanting, "Watch the watch, watch the watch, watch the
watch."
The crowd became mesmerized as the watch
swayed back and forth, light gleaming off its polished surface.
Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed the
swaying watch, until, suddenly,-----
it slipped from the hypnotist's fingers and
fell to the floor, breaking into a hundred pieces.
"Shit!" said the Hypnotist...
It took three weeks to clean up the senior
center
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Rick
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