Celebrity Passing Joke

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I was reminded the other day of a joke that someone shared with me around this time of year and I want to share it with you...

Celebrity Passing

It is with the saddest heart that I pass on the following:

Please join me in remembering a great icon.  The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and complications from repeated pokes in the belly.  He was 72. 

Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased casket.  Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Mr. Clean, Hungry Jack, Betty Crocker, Mrs. Paul and Captain Crunch.

The gravesite was piled high with flours, as long-time friend, Aunt Jemima, delivered the eulogy.  She poured on compliments, describing Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded.  Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers.  He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes.  Despite being a little flaky at times, he still, as a crusty old man, was considered a roll model for millions.

Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play Dough; two children, John Dough and Jane Dough; plus they have a bun in the oven.  He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart, and his reckless, pool-shooting second cousin, Hot Pocket.

The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.

Thanks for checking out my blog. Be sure to send me any good jokes... and Remain Calm Adopt a Dog

Rick

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