Watched part of the National Dog Show yesterday. Favorite part? "Release the Hounds" just before the Hound category started. What a great way to enjoy Thanksgiving?
Joke of the Day:
One day, while the boy was away at school, his father
decided to try an experiment. He went into the boy's room and placed on his
study table four objects:
1. A Bible,
2. A silver dollar,
3. A bottle of whiskey,
4. And a Playboy magazine.
"I'll just hide behind the door," the old preacher
said to himself, "and when he comes home from school, I'll see which
object he picks up. If it's the Bible, he's going to be a preacher like me, and
what a blessing that would be! If he picks up the dollar, he's going to be a
business man, and that would be okay, too. But if he picks up the bottle, he's
going to be a no-good drunken bum, and Lord, what a shame that would be. And
worst of all, if he picks up that magazine, he's going to be a skirt-chasing
womanizer."
The old man waited anxiously and soon heard his son's
footsteps as he entered the house whistling and headed for his room. The boy
tossed his books on the bed, and as he turned to leave the room, he spotted the
objects on the table. He walked over to inspect them, looking at each for
several minutes. Finally, he picked up the Bible and placed it under his arm.
He picked up the silver dollar and dropped into his pocket. He uncorked the
bottle and took a big drink, while he admired this month's centerfold.
"Lord have mercy!" the old preacher prayed.
"He's going into politics!!"
Remain Calm Adopt a Dog
Rick
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