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Today’s Jokes:

Q:What do you call a nose without a body?
A: No body nose.

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs?
A: It doesn't matter -- he's not going to come anyway.

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Q: Did you hear about the power outage at the Alabama library?

A: Thirty students were stuck on the escalator for three hours.
 

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Q: What does the average Florida student get on their SAT? 

A: Drool.

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Last week I stopped by the Pet Pad in Cary to check out the puppies...Always fun!

Boxer Puppy

Shel-Aussie

Shnoodle

Beaglier

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