Remain Calm Adopt a Dog
Today’s Joke:
A
young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms. The pharmacist says the
condoms come in packs of three, nine or 12, and asks which the young man wants.
“Well,” he said, “I’ve been seeing this girl for a while and she’s really hot.
I want the condoms because I think tonight’s ‘the night.’ We’re having dinner
with her parents, and then we’re going out. And I’ve got a feeling I’m gonna
get lucky after that. Once she’s had me, she’ll want me all the time, so you’d
better give me the 12 pack.” The young man makes his purchase and leaves.
Later
that evening, he sits down to dinner with his girlfriend and her parents. He
asks if he might give the blessing, and they agree. He begins the prayer, but
continues praying for several minutes. The girl leans over and says, “You never
told me that you were such a religious person.”
He
leans over to her and says, “You never told me that your father is a
pharmacist.”
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Dinner with a Friend Video
My friend David sent me this humorous link from YouTube…Funny in any language!
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